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I've always wondered if this song was composed post-Twitter. My guess it that this song came first. But Uncle Cracker sure as hell was prophetic, wasn't he?

If Twitter had a theme song, this would be it!

Right now, I'm following almost 2,000 twitters so obviously I can't seem to keep up with their tweets. Adding more pressure for me to "unfollow" certain people is Twitter's new "followers" vs. "followed" ratio. Right now, I can't follow new twitters unless I "unfollow some". And I'm telling you, it's so damn hard to choose who to "unfollow". There's always this thought that I might miss something if I unfollow one or two of them. :) It's a continuing daily struggle -- this filtering mode I've been in these past few days. And right now, I hardly reduced the number of people I follow. Well, good luck to me.

By the way, you might want to follow me on Twitter, too! :)

Maybe part of me is actually a happy stalker after all... :) Meantime, enjoy my edited" version of "Follow Me" by Uncle Cracker.
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Follow Me
by: Uncle Cracker

(edited by RJ)

Click here to listen to "Follow Me" by Uncle Cracker
You don't know how you met me
You don't know why,
You can't turn around and say good-bye "unfollow" me
All you know is when I I'm with tweet you, you  jump with free glee
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
I'm singing tweeting

Follow me, and
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night (good night, twitter...)
And if you want to leave unfollow
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

I'm not worried 'bout the ring you wear thousands tweets that you read
just as long as no one knows you're updated
Then nobody can care
You're feelin' guilty
And I'm well aware
But you don't look ashamed
And baby I'm not scared (stalk me, it's okay)
I'm singing tweeting

Follow me, and
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night (good night, twitter...)
And if you want to leave unfollow
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

Won't give you money
I can't give you the sky
you're better off unfollow if you don't ask why can't reply
I'm not the reason that you go astray can't hit the bed
We'll be alright if you don't ask me to stay just sign-out instead

Follow me, and
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night (good night, twitter...)
And if you want to leave unfollow
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

You don't know how you met me
You don't know why,
You can't turn around and say good-bye "unfollow" me
All you know is when I'm with I tweet you I make you free smile
And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
I'm singing tweeting

Follow me, and
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night (good night, twitter...)
And if you want to leave unfollow
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

Follow me, and
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night (good night, twitter...)
And if you want to leave unfollow
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me
I'm singing tweeting

Follow me, and
Everything is alright
I'll be the one to tuck you in at night (good night, twitter...)
And if you want to leave unfollow
I can guarantee
You won't find nobody else like me

Suggested Further Reading:

• The Day The Philippines Rocked Twitter Trends
• My Week on Twitter as of 2010-01-08
• My Week on Twitter as of 2010-01-01

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