Entries Tagged 'Humor' ↓

I've always wondered if this song was composed post-Twitter. My guess it that this song came first. But Uncle Cracker sure as hell was prophetic, wasn't he?

If Twitter had a theme song, this would be it! Continue reading →

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Dear visitor from Mountain View, California:

First of all, hi. Maybe you know me or maybe you don't -- but what does it matter?
Maybe you care what I write about or maybe you don't -- but what does it matter?
Maybe you're a search bot or a web spider, maybe you're from Yahoo or maybe from Google -- but what does it matter? Continue reading →

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Thinking about how utterly pathetic and invisible my blog has been since its inception, I felt a certain connection to a boy band I was never a fan of -- yeah, 98 Degrees, baby! Although, I must say that this song, which I am about to use is a personal favorite back in the days.

The original lyrics are still there, with the *new* or rather *inspired* lyrics enclosed in very shy parentheses.

You may find this funny. You may find gospel truth in it. You may find it interesting, or pathetic or offensive. Whatever. I don't really care. This is my blog. I pay for webhosting, internet connection and electricity (okay, not really, it's actually my husband who does..but that's irrelevant..). I waste hours upon hours poring over content. The least I can get is the benefit of writing what I want. :) Indulge me on this, okay?

This is for all of the invisible blogs out there! One day, we will no longer be invisible...one day... Continue reading →

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Logging-in to my Friendster today, I came across My First Blog Ever, then powered by Friendster (obviously) and TypePad. First post was dated July 19, 2005. I thought to myself, if only I have blogged continuously and consistently, even at Friendster, I would have thousands of posts by now. But I guess it didn't appeal to me much that time, primarily because I was EMPLOYED then and naturally didn't have much time in my hands as I have now. Continue reading →

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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BOSS

When you take a long time, you're slow,
When your boss takes a long time, he's careful.

When you don't do it, you're lazy.
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy

When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.

When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original

When you please your boss, you're apple-polishing.

When your boss pleases his boss, he's being supportive.

When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

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